Monday 22 May 2006 09:17pm
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Another year, and another Eurovision. Finland won this years show held in Greece. Their song was very bizarre. So was the act. In fact I think my exact words were "The Klingons have invaded Poland!". The UK song was better than previous years. Performed by Daz Sampson, the song "Teenage Life" sounded like a pop rap song right out of the 90's.

Now I've looked at the results of the Eurovision Song Contents since 2003 when the UK got no points (they don't say it French anymore) and I have a theory. 2003 was the year that Blair took the UK into it's illegal war with Iraq. Europe didn't like it so we scored nothing in Eurovision. As the years have progressed, we have scored more than the previous year. Therefore Europe must be starting to forgive the UK. Based on that, I reckon we may have half a chance of winning in, say, 2025.

Now I have plenty more to say. The only thing is that right now I'm being nagged by the other half to taste some pasta dish to see if it's ready. I'll probably forget what I want to say now :-)
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